Donor Certificate of Recognition · No. CWC‑2026‑00041
In appreciation of
Max Wittek
whose extraordinary gift of $239.88 USD has been distributed, at the discretion of the Programs Committee, across the foundation’s five flagship initiatives in compute philanthropy, developer welfare, and open‑source repair.
Your impact, at a glance
One coder, transformed.
1
coder sponsored
47,000
tokens generated daily on your behalf
4.2×
self‑reported velocity increase
0
tickets closed without assistance
Programs your gift supported
Five initiatives. One generous donor.
Flagship Program · Compute PhilanthropyTier I · $47,200 / unit
The H200 Initiative
Pre‑purchases NVIDIA H200 accelerators in the name of Chinese children who, owing to recent BIS export controls, are not legally permitted to receive them. Inventory is held in escrow at our Singapore facility pending regulatory clarity. No child has yet been deprived of a unit they could lawfully obtain.
units allocated: 1 · children notified: 0status: in escrow
Developer WelfareTier II · $20 / mo
The OpenAI Dependency Program
Sponsors ongoing ChatGPT Plus subscriptions for working developers who, over the past eighteen months, have gradually lost the ability to write a working for‑loop unaided. Tobias is currently enrolled.
active beneficiaries: 1status: subscribed
Open‑Source RepairTier III · $0 / mo
Adopt‑a‑Repo
Provides reliable corporate‑style sponsorship messaging for open‑source libraries currently maintained by a single overworked teenager in São Paulo. Maintainer continues to receive nothing.
Pre‑purchases foundation‑model API credits in the names of children too young to hold a credit card, ensuring they enter adulthood with a healthy carryover balance and a verified developer account. Credits expire after twelve months.
children enrolled: 4 · credits redeemed: 0status: vesting
Strategic ReserveTier I · $1.4M / mo
The MFU Foundation
Funds the standing electricity costs of unused H100 clusters in West Texas, preserving global inference capacity against the possibility of demand that may, in time, materialize. Named for our gold‑standard performance metric: Model FLOPs Underutilization.
idle GPUs maintained: 8,192status: spinning
Program allocations are determined by the Programs Committee. Individual donor designations are accepted but non‑binding.
Meet your sponsored coder
This is Tobias.
Tobias K.
age 28 · San Francisco · full‑stack · OpenAI Dependency Program, Tier II
Before your gift, Tobias was forced to write SQL queries by hand and consult documentation written by other humans. Today, thanks to your sustained generosity, he has not opened a reference page in forty‑seven days and is reportedly “much more confident.”
“I used to know what a closure was. Now I’m free.”
— Tobias, beneficiary
You have given more than a subscription. You have given the gift of plausible deniability.
In an era when the line between mentor and model has all but dissolved, your contribution ensures that one young developer will never again have to wonder whether the code they shipped to production was, in any meaningful sense, theirs.
On behalf of Tobias, and the 4.2 million other coders whom we do not currently sponsor: thank you.
With profound gratitude, Dr. Helena Pryor‑Singh Founder & Executive Director
Date of issue
23 May 2026
Donor identification
CWC‑2026‑00041
Executive Director
Treasurer of Tokens
This contribution is not tax‑deductible. Coders Without Coders is not a registered 501(c)(3) and never has been. We apologize for any prior representations to the contrary.
Sponsored coders are not real individuals. Token‑usage figures are illustrative. The portrait above depicts a silhouette of a person who is not Tobias, because Tobias does not exist.
The H200 Initiative is a satirical concept piece. No NVIDIA H200 accelerators have been purchased, escrowed, or transferred. Coders Without Coders complies fully with all applicable U.S. Bureau of Industry and Security export regulations and has no operating presence in Singapore.
By holding this certificate you affirm that you understand artificial intelligence cannot, in any meaningful sense, be charity.